All Users > John Lentz > ohhhhhh, shiiiiiiit > gah!
gah!
I'm actually deleting pictures of my ex from here, but this is hilarious. I'm on the left - I now have no significant other. My ex is holding onto me - she now has a kid, and no significant other. My best friend Eli and his wife Brenna have two kids and have each other till the world burns. on one hand a spectrum of reproductive success, on another scale an unballanced spectrum of life success (she waits tables at an appelbees and lives at her grandfather's house). And I'm not even saying that I'm all that successful. But I wish her the best. As far away from me as possible.
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